I have started a business called Panic PR. My first client was Esso and now the loo roll people have hired me.

If you plan to buy either car or home insurance I wonder if you might look at my small price comparison site A Spokesman Said as we earn a little commission from each sale which helps fund the research and editorial costs of running the site. It has the same offer as the big ones like Go Compare. Thank you.
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I have started a little PR business with a unique offering. I am being paid by companies to start consumers panicking.
 
It seems to be a lot quicker and more effective than TV advertising.

You may have seen my early work for Esso on your local garage forecourt. The queues were fantastic and the prices went through the roof. The Chairman was so delighted with my endeavours that he recommended me to The Society of Loo Roll Manufacturers.

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This may read like a gag but I imagine that there a number of PR companies using social media hoping that by planting tweets they can create a stampede for the companies they represent.

Take my advice; If you see the word panic sit tight. In no time at all it will have passed to be replaced by over-supply. You can then buy it cheaper and without hassle.

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PS: So just to mention again but if you plan to buy either car or home insurance I wonder if you might look at my small price comparison site A Spokesman Said as we earn a little commission from each sale which helps fund the research and editorial costs of running the site. It has the same offer as the big ones like Go Compare. Thank you.