With the French trawlers attempting to blockade Jersey let's take a look at some of the best French gags out there. Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French? A: "Speed bump ahead" Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French. CLICK HERE: Save ££££ on your car insurance | GET A QUOTE NOW Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy? A: To see all their other ships. Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A: The Army. Q: Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? A: So the Germans could march in the shade. Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered. CLICK HERE: Save ££££ on your car insurance | GET A QUOTE NOW A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting. Q: How do you escape a French prison? A:Yell angrily in German. Some classics here about our old friends the Germans and Italians now:
A German messenger runs to Hitler and says “Mein Fuhrer, Italy has joined the war.” He replies “Not to worry, send 1 division to defeat them.” “No mein Fuhrer they have joined our side.” “Damn, now we will have to send 10 divisions to help them.” CLICK HERE: Save ££££ on your car insurance | GET A QUOTE NOW
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